Steve Jobs: iPod of the Month Club

Posted on October 9, 2011 by cheesegod

In honor of Steve Jobs, we will be reposting 5 Apple related posts to cheesegod.com. What better way to mourn than to make fun of their life’s work?

The following was originally posted October 18, 2005:

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Steve Jobs: Commodore Now on the Intel Mac

Posted on October 8, 2011 by cheesegod

In honor of Steve Jobs, we will be reposting 5 Apple related posts to cheesegod.com. What better way to mourn than to make fun of their life’s work?

The following was originally posted April 26, 2006:

Computer enthusiasts spewed with glee today when a anonymous hacker posted snapshots on their blog of the new Intel based Mac Book Pro successfully booting up the Commodore 64 operating system.

“Finally, I can play my Ghostbusters game I got. I haven’t been able to play it since my wife through my Commodore, mistaking it for an old toaster oven,” said one commenter on the blog post.

“wOOT!!11,” responded another.

“Commodore 64 FTW!” said yet another.

After successfully booting up Mac OSX, Windows XP, and Linux on the same notebook geek and nerds have been searching for the next great thing to boot up on the system. Finally one website put out a call for the Commodore 64 to be placed on a Mac and offered a bounty to the first person to pull it off.

The bounty began at $10, and after a series of donations from other fanatics, the reward was raised to $12.84 and an opened box of Super Mario Fruit Roll-ups.

Steve Jobs of Apple Computers, who recently became the largest share holder of Disney, was unavailable for comment as he was too busy ogling, er… observing the actresses on the set of Desperate Housewives.

Meanwhile the nerd community is hard at work on modding the mac book to double as a George Forman grill.

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Steve Jobs: Apple Introduces iToast

Posted on October 7, 2011 by cheesegod

In honor of Steve Jobs, we will be reposting 5 Apple related posts to cheesegod.com. What better way to mourn than to make fun of their life’s work?

The following was originally posted March 3, 2004:

At Macfest 2004, the biweekly Apple show-off fest, the greatest portable gadget ever made since the iPod was introduced.

“People have been waiting for years for such a gadget,” some Mac geek in attendance told us, “at long last we can toast bread on the go.”

Yep, that’s right folks! The iToaster is here.

“Just as you once could only listen to your mp3s at your house, you can only currenlty toast at your house,” Steve Jobs told a crowd of adoring nerds, “Now we have taken a step forward and brought the world the first portable toaster.”

The iToaster is expected to retail for about $300 and debut on the Apple website this spring. The iToaster mini is expected to debut later on. It only can toast a single slice at a time but will cost about $50 cheaper. And it will come in different colors. How cool is that? Huh…. well? ANSWER ME GOD DAMN IT….

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