cheesegod.com The following are a series of letters between Mike Rapstinks and Nick Crudpants. These will hopefully let you to get to know these guys better.

What are you doing saturday? Whatever it is can I do it to? That'd be swell!

I love you... in that new vest you got. I wish I was as cool as you. Please write back, I miss you!

-Mike

Why are you writing me letters? We work in the same office right next to each other?

-Nick

Thank you for writing me back so soon! I read your letter over and over until my head fell off, and then I had to glue it back on! So are we still on for saturday?

-Mike

What the hell are you talking about? We were never on for saturday! I don't want to date you! Your a frumpin' weirdo!

-Nick

Oh, um, I think you got the wrong idea. Just because your great in bed (not that I was spying on you from the closet last night), it doesn't mean I love you (not that I don't). I just wanted to hang out, I didn't have any other plans, honest, just buds!

-Mike

P.S. If you happen to get 30 dozen roses delivered to your classroom tommorrow along with an entire chorus singing, "Mike Rapstinks loves you"... it's not from me.