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Dollars To Donuts

As I am writing this the Democratic debate in Ohio is about to start. But they’re not going to ask the question that’s on all our minds, “How many donuts have you bought?” The NY Times, the newspaper known for … Continue reading

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John McCain Using Sorcery?

Just noticed this ad on top of cheesegod.com: Forget inappropriate relationships with lobbyists, this is a much bigger story. John McCain is using freakin’ black magic! Or is he just reaching out to the all importatent Salem vote? I wonder … Continue reading

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Confused Perot Endorses Mayor Green

Johnston Green received a boost to his fictional campaign today when a confused and disheveled Ross Perot endorsed him for president. “America needs to be saved from the female Clinton and the Sugar Cain.” Perot told two journalists and a … Continue reading

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