Monthly Archives: March 2005

Government Meets To Decide Lunch Menu

This Week the government met on many important issues such as steroids in baseball and to make personal decisions for the Schiavo family. But one of the biggest debates came earlier today as it was time to decide the menu … Continue reading

Tagged , , , , , |

The search wars are heating up. MSN has just added Google like ads to it’s seaches. Ask Jeeves just introduced a new, sexier, version of their buttler. Lycos has taken out an ad in the back of the village voice … Continue reading

Tagged , , , |

Original AOL Disk Found

Archaeologist unearthed an AOL disc from an apartment in Queens this week. The disc is believed to date as far back as 1994. “We still have to run some more tests on the artifact, but if it’s as old as … Continue reading

Posted in Satire | Tagged , , |