Monthly Archives: December 2004

Borders Stops Selling Books

Posted on December 31, 2004 by cheesegod

Plagued by the decline of intelligence of the people in the United States, Border’s Books has announced they’re dropping books from their stock. “They’re just taking up valuable space from the CDs, DVDs, and puppy calendars,” we were told by … Continue reading →

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Bald Eagle Resigns

Posted on December 18, 2004 by cheesegod

The national symbol, the bald eagle, has announced he stepping down from his post under George W. Bush. The bald eagle declined to comment directly, but inside sources say the eagle plans to spend more time with his family now. … Continue reading →

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Oldest iPod Dies

Posted on December 8, 2004 by cheesegod

The world’s oldest iPod has died at the age of 2. It’s owner, George Flippant, 12 of Newark, New Jersey, hobbies include fishing and fragging, his favorite Backstreet boy is the one with the hair, was deeply saddened by the … Continue reading →

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