Monthly Archives: November 2004

Cheney Suffers Heart Attack Over Election

Dick Cheney found himself in the hospital with his 63rd Heart Attack in as many years Saturday after finally learning the truth about this months election. It seems Cheney and his fellow minions had plotted for months for ways to … Continue reading

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Bush Announces 2nd Term Plans

After 51% of America announced to the rest of the world they’re mentally retarded, the second term, first time elected, president spoke publicly about his plans for the future. Kerry woke up yesterday morning to the realization that America was … Continue reading

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