Monthly Archives: June 2004

Bush To Make Anti-Moore Movie

George W. Bush is retaliating against Michael Moore after years of silence. He’s fighting fire with fire by releasing his own movie as revealed in a White House press conference. “The president has been working non-stop for the last couple … Continue reading

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Coke Introduces 5oz Can

After years of trying to get a grip on those huge overweight Coke cans a relief is finally in sight! Coke is introducing the 5oz coke can! By reducing the size of their current coke size from 12 ounces by … Continue reading

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Foster Impressed By Reagan Death

With the death of former ‘butt of jokes’ Ronald Reagan, many across the nation are saddened. Jodie Foster isn’t one of them. She’s impressed. “I am so impressed,” Foster said to someone, I guess. With this news John Hinckley has … Continue reading

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