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Monthly Archives: April 2004
Bread Banned From School
The State school board decision to rid the cafeteria of the deadly toxin bread seems to paying off. “Finally our children are safe from those nasty carbs,” Nina Zeplin told us before she fainted from malnourishment, “Our children have the … Continue reading
Tagged school
Gameboy Accident Kills 8
The worse Gameboy related accident yet happened earlier this week at Poky Oats Elementary School in Hartford, CT. A Pokemon game gone wrong resulted in the death of five children, one teacher, a custodian, and a Michael Jackson sympathizer. “It … Continue reading
Tagged john linderman, nintendo, video games
FCC Censors President’s Name
The new FCC regulations went into affect yesterday, providing each TV station a list of words that can not be said over the air. Unfortunately two of those words are the presidents and vice presidents last and first names respectively. … Continue reading
Tagged george bush