Monthly Archives: February 2004

Gibson Apoligizes For Jesus

Posted on February 25, 2004 by cheesegod

Mel Gibson finally apologized about the contents of his movie, “The Passion of The Christ,” on Wednesday. It seems in between all the extreme, brutal, graphic scenes of Jesus getting the crap beet out of him, his privates accidentally became … Continue reading →

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Yankees Accidently Trade For Inanimate Rod

Posted on February 18, 2004 by cheesegod

Yankee fans were hiding their heads and placing their jerseys in the closet with shame, as Mets fans often do, yesterday. It seems anyone associated with the Yankees in any way were deeply ashamed to admit so after the events … Continue reading →

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Jackson’s Boob Wins Florida Primary

Posted on February 13, 2004 by cheesegod

Florida Democratic voters were confused once again as they mixed up the top new stories and chose Janet Jackson’s Boob to oppose Bush in November’s election. Old confused seniors and the stupid alike goofed at the voting polls, proving florida … Continue reading →

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