Monthly Archives: March 2003

PIZZA HUT WINS SPONSERSHIP OF WAR

Pizza Hut officially out bid Long John Silvers and Tampax earlier today to become the main sponsor of the war. For here on out the war will be known as “Pizza Hut Presents Operation Iraqi Freedom.” Although Pizza Hut will … Continue reading

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EXPERTS SUSPECT LATEST HUSSEIN VIDEO IS NOT REAL

US experts are taking a close look at the authenticity of video from Iraqi TV of a Hussein speech. “Well we’re split 50/50 right now. Half of us think him. But the other half is just not convinced,” Pentagon spokesman … Continue reading

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X-Box Falls Off Shelf, Kills Man

A man was killed yesterday when an X-Box video game console fell of a store shelf and crushed him. The console, which weighs an estimated 200 lbs. and is about the length of five Mattel Electronic Football fields, was on … Continue reading

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